Mexico's got to go

As much as I love nature, particularly trees, the "mexican food" tree has got to go. Many of you know about the weird tree in front of my apartment that smells like bad mexican food (yes it does Jonathan, you're just in denial). The thing sprang up out of nowhere a couple months ago and is slowly trying to take over the front stairs. This will not be allowed. Last year I attacked, drove back and prevailed against the evil bushes on either side of the front stairs that had taken over so badly that you had to walk up them single-file for fear of being eaten alive by them.
I have the necessary tools required to tame the beast, so that will probably be todays endeavor.

Off with its head!