Holy Gusts of Wind, Batman!

Can we talk about how windy it has been today?
No?
Oh...(well, it was really, really windy) ok then.

I hate apartment hunting.
I do.
I hate trying to find something that is a decent size, in my price range, with washer/dryer hookups (or at least laundry facilities nearby), in an area that I am comfortable with and which hopefully does not smell like cat pee.
It's not like I'm asking for vaulted ceilings, a fireplace, swimming pool, breakfast in bed, and someone to fan me while they fed me peeled grapes all for the low monthly price of $700.  I'm not asking that!  I just want someplace nice, where I don't feel like I need 17 locks on my front door and a can of mace at the ready.

I hate apartment hunting.
I do.