2.23.2009

Sexy

At work today, one of my co-workers was telling me about this party she had gone to where she got drunk on Absinthe. Now for those of you who don't know anything about Absinthe, it is a liquor that tastes like liquorice and acts slightly like a hallucinogen.

Anyway, she was telling me how she really likes Absinthe because as opposed to just being "regularly drunk" Absinthe is a "sexy drunk". When I heard this, all I could say was, "There is no such thing a sexy drunk. Being drunk is not sexy. Ever." She didn't really like this reply very much and proceeded to tell me about the different kinds of drinks that gave her this "sexy drunk" kind of feeling.

I still maintain that drunk, is not sexy.

2.05.2009

Moondance

There was an article in the paper today about the new Google Latitude, an application used to track and locate people via their cell phones and the web. Can we say, "Big Brother"?

Today was like being in hell at work. Everything went wrong and everyone was completely insane. My employees wouldn't talk to each other, one employee called in sick at 6:30 this morning, another called at noon, we were crazy busy so I ended up doing a chunk of 3 of my employees jobs, my boss was in a meeting so I was doing his job too, not to mention my own, one of my employees apparently does NOT know how to properly brew coffee and got water and coffee grounds all over the place during the rush, no one typed up the menu for today so I had to hurry and do that as well-unfortunately, one of the menu items I didn't have a description for and we haven't served it in probably 9 months or so, so I had to rack my brain trying to remember exactly how to describe it. Today was kinda stressful.

On an upside, I did properly describe that random dish, it was payday today, I caught the bus in the nick of time, I successfully got ready for work in 10 minutes and I get to look at Byron for as long as I want. :)

2.03.2009

Pointe Blank

A friend and I had a conversation a few days ago about some of the things we like that happened to be slightly out of the ordinary, and so I thought I’d sit down and really think about the things I enjoy in life, some weird and some not-so-weird.

Smells:

Rain, Clorox bleach, Grass (the kind you mow, not the kind you grow), Men’s cologne (when it makes you kind of weak in the knees), Campfire smoke, Lilacs, Baking bread, Dirt (Yes, I like the smell of dirt), Mint, Lime, Tree sap, Shampoo, Paint, Fabric softener

Sights:

Trees, Sunsets, Mountains, Large rocks, Vintage cars, Motorcycles, Vines, Sunshine, Kites, Clouds, Fields, Antiques, Books, Art, Historical artifacts (kind of goes along with antiques), Hills and Valleys in fabric, Hills and Valleys in general…, Fire, Christmas lights, Wood grain, Water, Bubbles, Smoke, Men (not Boys or Guys, Men…there IS a difference), Snow that hasn’t been walked in

Sounds:

Orchestras, Wind, Rain, A whisper, Engines, Heartbeats, Music, Rushing water, Birds chirping, Rustling leaves, Crunching leaves too, Falling snow, Silence, Laughter, Bells, Crackling fire, Sighs

Tastes:

Mint, Strawberries, Cranberries (actually….most berries), Pineapple, Coconut, Curry, Rosemary, Molasses, Tarragon, Garlic, Orange Juice, Spinach, Artichokes, Pickled beets, Pickled cucumbers (aka Pickles…Dill ones), Cheesecake, Jerky, Cheese….but not really (It’s a love/hate relationship)

The Feel of:

Wind on my face, Sun on my legs, Sand between my toes, Cashmere, A warm blanket in the cold, A hand in mine, Being close, The cold side of the pillow, Mud, Grass, Conditioned hair, Goosebumps, When your heart leaps, An unbidden smile, Laughter, Serenity, Falling asleep, Complete relaxation

2.01.2009

Frankly my dear....

Have you ever had the urge to watch a particular movie and you didn't know why? Well, last night, that's what led me to watch Gone With the Wind.

Yes. Gone With the Wind.

The really long movie with the annoying girl who is never happy with the man she has (which in the course of the movie is pretty much all but one), she can't seem to do anything for herself and ends up losing everything.

Fun times.

I've seen it before and I recall even liking it, however, last night I could not for the life of me remember why. This girl is seriously obnoxious. You just want to reach out and slap her. I was wondering to myself why Gone With the Wind is loved by so many people. Aside from a couple amazing lines delivered by the fabulous Mr. Clark Gable, namely, "You need to be kissed, and often. And by someone who knows how" and "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" I find the movie rather irritating.

Oh well. I guess I brought that upon myself by watching it right?

Right.