with so many fish in the sea, why do I keep attracting guppies?

I am slightly disheartened by the types of people that seem to be attracted to me.
Either very young, or very old, and generally possessing an air of creepiness.
I'm not quite sure how I manage to reel in these "winners", but apparently I have baited my hook and they are latching on.

My latest admirer has been giving me the willies for the last year-and-a-half to two years, tries to get into heated debates about my religion, leers at me AND he's about my fathers age.  Man, am I lucky or what?!

If life be a game of "catch and release", please...let me go!