I'm a walker.
Not a power-walker, that conjures up mental images of middle-aged ladies in flourescent windbreakers pumping their arms ferociously as they tear down the sidewalk, leaving dazed pedestrians in their wake.
No, I am the relaxed walker who just goes. Generally there is no destination involved, and these walks could potentially go on for hours.
There are a few flies in the ointment however....
1.
I generally walk alone. It is easier than finding someone willing to go along with my sometimes erratic wanderings. I have been informed of the perils associated with the danger of walking alone, creepy people, dogs, what if I get hurt?
2.
I usually forget to bring my cellphone with me. Coupled with the first one, this just spells "foolish" if I should actually happen to have something happen.
3.
I don't wear "walking appropriate" shoes. In my defense, I never intend to walk for very long, very far, up/down hills or along rivers.... it just happens
4.
I am fairly adventurous. So I end up walking far, long, up/down hills and along rivers.
5.
I usually take these jaunts in the evening. Meaning, it gets dark....and if I don't have the sense to wear appropriate shoes, you can bet I don't have a flashlight.
6.
I have a ridiculously overactive imagination. You wouldn't believe how quickly I can freak myself out, and I'm extremely jumpy, a trait that many of my friends can attest to.
You're probably shaking your head at my general stupidity in these regards, and I don't blame you. If someone told me they were doing these things, I'd probably do the same thing. Or at least buy them some mace (which I also don't own).
C'est la vie.
I'll just have to take a karate class so I can ninja chop all those threatening trees that keep trying to attack me.